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| Tue, 21 Sep 2010 20:21:24 |
Morgana |
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strange
man.
Once upon a time, there lived a man. And he had no hands. And no legs. And head, and even body he didn't has. In short, he had have nothing. That's what a strange man he was! One day, he decided to have a walk. He thought long, which shoes he should wear to look beautiful and fashioned. Finally he choose canary shoes with red folding top, and at the moment when he starts to dress it, he remembered that he doesn't have legs. Well, then it's will not get wet, if it starts to rain. Decided so, man starts to think which hat he want to wear - cocked hat with eagle feathers, gray or black bowler hat. As he had choosen the cylinder, he remembered that he there is nothing to wear it on .
- Well, all right! "- He decided .- weather is still wonderful, and not too hot, so that sunstroke is not going to happen.
With the tie was the same story - grey tie in a strip, it didn't want to stay on the neck, because there was no neck.
Man become upset, he sat in a chair and lit his pipe. The desire to walk completely disappeared: other people will laugh, that he went without shoes, tie and hat.
Someone knocked on the door, and man went to open the door. He was unable to know, who is over there, because he need to look in the door eye, but he has no eyes.
- Who is over there? - man asked.
Turns that the person over there was his friend, his friend was one-eyed and had seven fingers on each hand, also he had four hands. Therefore, his friend could chirped by fingers excellent melodies, and If man had his hands, he would not stop applauding his friend.
- Come in, sit down, - the man said, stepping aside to let his friend inside
He came in and said:
- I brought you a present! Here, a grain.
When the friend left, a man planted a seed in his stone garden. A month later, it grew into a stone, it has grown an egg, and a week after the egg was born elephant. And in the evening the man looked at the elephant's funny jumping and waving wings on the garden.
Then the elephant grew up, it takes root and soon on it appear the wonderful apples, but the man could not eat them, because he had no mouth.
That's how sad was life of this strange man!
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